Special K's
by Miss Kathy
January 16, 2011
by Miss Kathy
January 16, 2011
Oh how I fear the dreaded "K"
My head gets so confused!
My tongue's tied up in many knots
The kids are all amused!
With names like Kayla, Kylie,
Katie, Kevin, Connor, Carly,
Kirsten, Kaitlyn, Keep them straight?
Let's just say this: Not hardly!
The "K's" not only start the names,
They're smack dab in the middle!
Like Skyler and Micala
Does it make me crazed? A little!
It's not that I don't know them well,
I know each face and name
But somewhere from my brain to mouth
It won't come out the same!
I end up making up some crazy
Discombobulation!
Like Kyler-Kevkin-Kirvin-Kay
Imagine their frustration!!!
And what's the worst of this whole mess?
Did I forget to mention?
I fear I'll never get it without
Godly intervention!
Is there a way to make my brain start
Firing on all pistons?
More "K-less names" I think I need...
Like Ashley and like Tristan!
My head gets so confused!
My tongue's tied up in many knots
The kids are all amused!
With names like Kayla, Kylie,
Katie, Kevin, Connor, Carly,
Kirsten, Kaitlyn, Keep them straight?
Let's just say this: Not hardly!
The "K's" not only start the names,
They're smack dab in the middle!
Like Skyler and Micala
Does it make me crazed? A little!
It's not that I don't know them well,
I know each face and name
But somewhere from my brain to mouth
It won't come out the same!
I end up making up some crazy
Discombobulation!
Like Kyler-Kevkin-Kirvin-Kay
Imagine their frustration!!!
And what's the worst of this whole mess?
Did I forget to mention?
I fear I'll never get it without
Godly intervention!
Is there a way to make my brain start
Firing on all pistons?
More "K-less names" I think I need...
Like Ashley and like Tristan!
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